Thursday, 4 November 2010

Loot

My sister-in-law's right-on Mom and her wife came to stay, bringing a large bag of Lifestyles lubricated condoms. Jane's Mom came out when she split up with Jane's Dad when Jane was a teenager. I wonder where she got them. They're not in boxes so maybe they were being handed out somewhere

"I'm not sure why she brought them all the way from America,"  says Jane. "We don't use them. Would you?"

Virgil and I look at each other.

"Not if they're latex," I say. "But I know someone who would. Let me take them off your hands."

So that's one less thing to buy for our sex party.

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