Wednesday, 8 September 2010

What I Dislike About Sex Parties

1. Feeling that you have to play with someone out of courtesy or because it would be awkward not to
2. Zombies who move inexorably in without having asked. Do they think that by advancing slowly enough they circumvent the need to do so? Surely unless you are positively invited 'in' you should not impose?
3. The weird attractiveness/coolness hierarchy by which some people do not bother to talk to other people
4. Heteronormacy
5. Girl-on-girl
6. Stubble
7. Shaved men
8. Outrageous commutes

Why do I do this?

The sex parties I help to organise are considerably lighter on the above, but right now I can't really answer my own question.

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